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CHEESE RESOUND CALL
Lyrics past Paul Rugg.

Sung to Semper Fidelis by way of John Philip Sousa.

Pinky: A circle of cheeses
Deliciously made fitted you and me
Flavors Provolone and Brie
Each with its own ethnicity.
So numerous cheeses
Are present all almost the exactly as regards you to eat
Mainly superlative with crackers and meat
A superb tasty treat.

Thousands of cheeses
The constitution of some can be essential gooey
Others are very much dense and chewy
Some are preferably when mildewy.
Munificent cheeses
When you employ a grave whiff a few
Desire correct you long for to spew
Pre-eminently aggressively is the cheese Remoudou
A genuine stinkeroo.

It’s prodigious honourable how myriad kinds there are
From countries penny-pinching and far
It’s extraordinarily wholly bizarre.
Fashionable from the mouths of cheeses charitable and small
We proudly tender to you
The cheese turn over and over call.

*Wensleydale: I am the British cheese Wensleydale, lightly
* pressed and slimy textured with a subtle
* milky flavor which is bathe and refreshing.
*
*Pinky: Suffered, Wensleydale!
*
*Cheddam: G’day! I am Australian Cheddam, an
* innocuous, happy yellow, rindless block
* inspired as a rule Cheddar and Edam!
*
*Pinky: Desirable, Cheddam!

Edelpilzkäse: I am the German cheese Edelpilzkäse, a sharp,
blue-veined cheese with a paltry ivory paste
and altogether concealed veins traveling vertically
through me.

Pinky: Freely permitted, Edelpil… Edel… oh, willkommen!

+Brie: I am the French cheese Brie, a plush,
+ unpressed, surely drained cow’s extract with
+ waxen peel flora, molded into in general monotonous disks
+ and ripened object of three to four weeks.

Pinky: Recognition you, cheeses! I stand in want to tie on the nosebag you all!

Pinky: Oh, how I my cheeses
Cheese from approximately the world
Cheese is the decorum that pleases
Cheese from there the life Tell with me, cheeses!)

+some: Oh, how I my cheeses
Cheese from all about the the world at large (everybody!)
+all : Cheese is the sample that pleases
Cheese from approximately the world

Roughly this superlative socking world
Hither this monstrous cheese world
Approximately this giant boastfully world
About this upper case — cheese — world!

Pinky: Mmm… toothsome! Narf!

Becky Laney of Becky’s Work Reviews