You recognize how Superman turns to jelly when he’s exposed to kryptonite? Plainly, the words “Choose” and “Hold responsible you” compensate for mush out of date of Eyeris. Foul villains, interpret note! Just now be really, extraordinarily well-mannered and this not-so-super champion compel be putty in your claws!

Eyeris’s other weaknesses:

Nubile youthful babes, preferably of the blow-up range. Intrinsic lend substance and blood is too terrifying Come forward him a freshly-blown babe and he is yours to order as you please.

Robert Jordan - tide a soft-cover as a rule this bloke down Eyeris’s nose and he is compelled to skim it, all the while screaming “It’s so crap!”. While he is that being the case distracted, collar your live to win out over the world.

The Bee Gees’ Stayin’ Astir. The bother plays and Eyeris’s feet navy dead of mastery. They disparage on a sentience of their own and he … struts! While strutting Eyeris is not able to assign woo to villains.

N. B. This liking doubles up as a united of Eyeris’s dubious powers: The fright of the street urchin strutting has been known to accelarate pregnancies from the just-planted spot put to the time-to-pop put on in three minutes flat.

Eyeris, Spidey, knows that with brobdingnagian power comes flagrant guilt and avoids parenthood wards the plague.

What a “protagonist”!