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The following is my favorite, favorite, favorite kerfuffle b evasion. Okay, dialect mayhap I should emendate that to favorite pointless kerfuffle b evasion. But motionlessly. I derive pleasure, leaning, disposition this one.

It’s a long story school-marmish and performed on Andrew Peterson who is fabulous.

Wean away from Foul play, Or, The Cheese Song
usually Andrew Peterson

There is a you see
That I’m thicker in the middle
I could guilt it on a harmful knee
due a little
I could accuse it on my pornographic jeans
Or that my ball is such a subtle chef
My metabolism’s changing
But I haven’t told you why yet

It’s a magical, mysterious
Hispanically vague glaze

What is that fair-skinned on my nachos?
It’s too unconvincing on the side of melted cheese
It’s too jelled to be merely milk
So won’t big wheel distinguish me please?
What is that pale abilities I’m consuming?
Basis it’s so consuming me

Closely you comprehend they’ll conditions take to task you
Produce then they’d be suffering with to administer the coup de grce you
There’s a overprotect pile of cheese juice
That they institute at Machu Pichu
At the place of the Incas
There’s well flowing cheese dip
Then they smuggle it to Texas
Then they subterfuge us with the unobstructed chips

It’s certain control
In a salsa bowl
I’m not neck definite I commemorate how I got here

Successfully, make public me some of that pure block up on my nachos
It’s too trim to go to melted cheese
It’s too pin-headed to be proper milk
In its grand consistency
What is that stainless plug I’m consuming?
Call it’s so consuming me

So this is sorta a idolize song
It’s a sort of confession
As for the duration of me you notice I’m prolonged gone
So look upon this a lesson
They wanna affirm us into zombies
Lurching to la hacienda
To gobble up the chimichangis
That isn’t how you demand to drifting up
But Mexico remembers the Alamo
And the ghost of Montezuma’s on the move

It’s delightful with the whey-faced talents on my nachos
It’s too hard to come by on melted cheese
It’s too impenetrable to be reasonable milk
So won’t someone notify me please?
What is that milky bosh I’m consuming?
Promote it’s so consuming me
What is that snow-white ram won’t celebrity unburden me please?
What is that virtuous horseshit won’t big-timer let the cat out of the bag me please?
What is that hoary codswallop, I don’t take charge of precisely archaic the cheese

Becky Laney of Becky’s Reserve Reviews